leomanaids:

bitchcraftandwiggatry:

dirudo:

"I’m not rich"

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"But I have a big dick"

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"I don’t have a big dick"

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"But I am rich"

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"I’m rich"

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"And I have a big dick"

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(via eatmypussyliketherussianfamine)

— 1 month ago with 394644 notes
"I’m not going to be the girl you marry, but I’ll be the girl you’ll be thinking of 20 years from now while you engage in polite sex with your boring wife who fakes her orgasm to make you feel better about your receding hairline."
e.b.   (via closedforprayer)

(Source: angelicpanic, via favouriteobsession)

— 1 month ago with 280481 notes
cookieisafangirl:

flawlessanna:

all-about-five-gays:

trycyclic:

this photo look familiar? its of my sister and I. I posted it not long ago, and its since gotten 1000+ notes on Tumblr and counting. The caption of the photo is talking about our bond, and how strong my sister is for continuing to fight her battle of cancer everyday of the past 5 years. Since I posted the photo, my sister lost her battle. She passed away on the 20/12/11 at 8:49pm in my arms. My sister was my bestfriend, and I want to continue to honor her. Reblog to keep my sisters spirit alive for as long as possible, she deserves it. Everyone to reblog this will be watched over by her tonight <3

i don’t want you to follow me if you can scroll past this. 



Oh my God.. I’m freaking crying right now… Bless you..

cookieisafangirl:

flawlessanna:

all-about-five-gays:

trycyclic:

this photo look familiar? its of my sister and I. I posted it not long ago, and its since gotten 1000+ notes on Tumblr and counting. The caption of the photo is talking about our bond, and how strong my sister is for continuing to fight her battle of cancer everyday of the past 5 years. Since I posted the photo, my sister lost her battle. She passed away on the 20/12/11 at 8:49pm in my arms. My sister was my bestfriend, and I want to continue to honor her. Reblog to keep my sisters spirit alive for as long as possible, she deserves it.
Everyone to reblog this will be watched over by her tonight <3

i don’t want you to follow me if you can scroll past this. 

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Oh my God.. I’m freaking crying right now… Bless you..

(via quiint0)

— 1 year ago with 250075 notes
im-an-assbutt:

dans-man-bag:

??/???//??

WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES??? THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD!

im-an-assbutt:

dans-man-bag:

??/???//??

WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES??? THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD!

(via s-hai)

— 1 year ago with 33455 notes